Just Three Sir

撰文:Timothy Low / 圖片:Antonio Saba


曾經有場比賽在越南胡志明市外圍的球場舉行,今次故事的主人翁剛在上周一場泰國的賽事被淘汰,懷著悲傷回到酒店後直奔酒吧,7 杯啤酒下肚後,他決定早一點飛到下個比賽場地,好能比其他人更早準備賽事。






大概過了一個小時後,我們的主角很禮貌地詢問司機:究竟酒店離機場有多遠?司機簡短回話:「Just three sir。」


這樣又過了兩個小時,卻依然未見酒店踪影,主角再問一次,司機回覆依舊:「three sir」。




司機唯有轉過頭來,面帶羞澀笑容並說:「Sir,你的酒店在胡志明市,我們在河內機場出發,至少要走 3 日,並非 3 小時啊。」




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